Kisah Kancil Killer

The Beast Taming Machine

2009-01-09T18:41:00.001+08:00

The Lunar New Year is coming soon. It is a tradition that the relatives from all over the place will once again reunite in the hometown. Relatives for sure will bring along their young ones along in a yearly event. Individually they are cute by nature, they will listen to you, and do what exactly you told him/her to do or don't, cute little angel aren't they?They are best described as Gremlins

Russell Peters show extended on 2nd November at the Rock Auditorium

2008-10-14T16:45:00.001+08:00

I missed Russell Peters' original schedule on 3rd and 4th November 2008, and I was ready to bid on ebay.com.sg for some overpriced and jacked up price by eBayer newbie or yellow cow tickets* just to get a place to see his live performance.I learnt something useful from Russell Peters' site weeks ago. Russell Peters' newsletter actually didn't work. I received no email notification on any single

Russell Peters, please extend your show in Singapore

2008-09-30T09:41:00.002+08:00

Yesterday I get to know Russell Peters is coming to Singapore on 3rd and 4th November 2008 to perform a live show in The Rock Auditorium while I was checking his site. Oh great! That's good news! The fucking bad news is I only get to know it yesterday and the ticket was completely sold out, not even a single corner seats! And to date is just about 2 weeks after the ticket open for sale! All the

How to evaluate second hand old camera lenses

2008-07-18T11:10:00.007+08:00

Some important lesson you should know about photography. Not about taking pictures, but evaluating second lenses that you are buying from either friends, eBayers, or some weird shits of source, like somebody wearing big raincoat, open and flashed his internal raincoat revealing his zoom lens... You get the idea. Beside checking the no-brainer fungus, scratches, cosmetic defects, in fact there is

巴士奇遇记

2008-07-14T14:45:00.003+08:00

已靠近亥时了，我在巴士站等候已预定前往星加玻的长途夜班巴士。当然也不只我一个，除了我的平时车票代售经纪陪同我，在这时间也有其他几位，相信也是跟我等同一班车吧。车票代售经纪与我聊一聊，呆了几十分钟，巴士终于到了。有如所有的乘客，各自排好队，准备上车。上了车，各自都忙着找各自的坐位及手上的行李。我再看回我车票再次的确定我的座位。在这时，站在我前面的几位搭客都停站在走廊中。我心想该是座位安排又出现问题了吧。果然不出所料，站在第一位的，一位已上了年纪，头上剩下无多根又短又白的头发，身穿着一短袖，下身穿着松松的短裤，样子让你联想到在槟城岛中一般三轮车夫的阿伯。这阿伯在跟一位太太已坐在座位，样子只不过是一般在菜市场常见的师奶争论着。照他们的一举一动显示，原来那太太师奶的原位是在她目前座位的前面，因为原位的椅子出现了一些小问题，椅子只能躺下，不能挺直，所以就霸坐后一排的座位，

Free Refill

2008-05-15T10:21:00.004+08:00

Last week I was in Singapore. I was in one of the McDonald's outlets had a quick dinner while busy windows shopping around. Being cheapskate due to the currency exchange, I decided to have a refill and take away with it. I went to the counter and passed one of the crews my empty paper cup and expect them to give a free refill. He looked at me dumbfucked as I was some kind of three-headed monkey

Dumbass Cashier

2008-04-21T12:35:00.001+08:00

Last Friday night I was on some local bus station; reason is I have planned a few days trip to outstation on bus instead of driving. I plan to leave my car on the car park around the bus station, and collect it after I am back, so that I don't have to trouble people to fetch me to and back from the bus station.Being cheapskate as I am, I am looking for a safe place to park my car in somewhere

Malaysia General Election SMS (part 4)

2008-04-16T15:10:00.001+08:00

10.《大选趣油诗》从前英国殖民地，阿巫阿华和阿印，大家一起坐LORI，大家一同吃ROTI，还会一起打GOLI，凡事都会讲道理，后来几个老KAKI，无端端去搞独立，从此巫桶就称帝，样样都要有利益，阿华阿印变小弟，就算付出多努力，面对不平眼泪滴，多说几句把你踢，再说一句就MATI，常常举剑给警惕，恐吓要割你小弟，奉劝安哥和安娣，姐妹大哥和小弟，投票给它就MATI。11.《睡与死》抱美女睡，兴奮到死。抱丑女睡，生不如死。抱辣妹睡，戰斗至死。抱情人睡，醉生梦死。抱名模睡，貴得要死。抱斷背睡，好怕会死。抱老婆睡，整晚装死。抱二奶睡，会被砍死。抱阿嬌睡，天真爽死。抱冠希睡，被他玩死。抱火箭睡，一身不会餓死。抱国陣睡，錢財遲早給他們吞死。12.有了许子根，华人不生根。换了丁福南，百姓更困难！有了卡巴星，国家有救星。有了林冠英，人民变精英！请投火箭州和国！是人民的再转变！(投火箭)

Penang Ferry Service

2008-04-16T11:52:00.004+08:00

Most likely you have known that the Penang Port Sdn Bhd was planning to scrap the vehicular ferry service between Penang island and Seberang Prai. The given reason was the ferry service consumes RM12 million of annual operating cost, and each ferry trip was losing RM200. So the pea-brained PSSP COO Mohd Niana Merican Abd Kadir Merican announced the idea of scrapping one of the icons of Penang

Malaysia General Election SMS (part 3)

2008-04-15T18:58:00.002+08:00

7.城外刮着大选风，街坊阵阵是反风，大家都说投行动，马华民政吹寒风，只怪平时不用功，样样以巫统为重，任由凯利发狗疯，吃完美食还出恭，你我如何不心痛？拉伯还在蜜月中，天天陶醉珍怀中，肃贪空谈没行动，查老安然住皇宫，治安败坏民心恐，天天有人闹失踪，问YB有什么行动，答案总是考虑中，你我发飙有何用，司法黑幕也重重，法官律师相抱拥，你我官司何去从？是时候，马来西亚的华人应该醒了吧！四年前它给我们的一巴掌今日就让我们马来西亚华人手中的一票还给它，今日的马华民政已当家不当权已再不能为华社了。马来西亚的华人别再受骗了，醒悟了吧！8.流氓医生真可耻，不只没品更没德。老来应享儿孙乐，偏偏学人当裁判。民选首长当儿戏，选票最高当王帝。捞取选票的诡计，人民当你放臭屁。国难当前谋私利，热血国民要你滚。执政多年无政绩，辜负选民的委托。华人命运真可悲，独立至今无权益。二等公民不话下，经济教育也末落。槟民找吃几艰辛，

Malaysia General Election SMS (part 2)

2008-04-15T18:44:00.005+08:00

4.《见，建，箭》马华那里有远见，叫人不要投火箭，政府说要把校建，最后还是私人建。马来小贩到处建，难道华社看不见？发展道路要广建，路旁回教堂又建。不让割路又重建，华社是否看得见？废置组屋何时建，家定假装听不见，擒奸新闻时常见，警察几乎没看见。气油涨价常常见，人民是否没意见？污烟巴士天天见，怎还能够说保健？华社诉求呈文件，巫统气到人人见。每隔几年就举剑，否则短剑会不见？派人出国坐火箭，国内根本有火箭。三月八号学校见，若要国阵说再见，国州全都投火箭，投火箭！5.投火箭，看得见！投公正，有保证！投月亮，前途亮！放心啦朋友，投回教，不会割懒叫的啦！记得把你手中的一票投给反对党！救救马来西亚！救救华人！6.没钱的时候养猪，有钱的时候养狗，没钱的时候在家吃菜，有钱的时候在酒店吃肉，没钱的时候想结婚，有钱的时候想离婚，没钱的时候老婆兼秘书，有钱的时候秘书兼老婆，没钱的时候假装有钱，有钱的时候假装没钱

Malaysia General Election SMS

2008-04-15T13:05:00.003+08:00

Weeks before the Malaysia General Election 2008, countless of forwarding SMSes mainly about election from friends and relatives spreading from one network to another faster than spreading strawberry jam on a piece of bread. The subject and objective is straight and simple: vote for opposition.I must say, most of the messages are composed in a very creative way. Some are poems, some are jokes, and

Credit card fraud

2006-10-03T11:16:00.000+08:00

Some people heard horror stories about credit card. Due to the myth and horror stories shit their pants, and they think credit card is evil. Either never have a credit card, or guarding his card with all his life. And they believe that online transaction is more dangerous than sleeping with your neighbour's wife. The horror stories are made from ignorant hallucinating fools who wet themselves

My new PowerEdge Server

2006-09-22T14:22:00.000+08:00

For about months my faithful PC finally failed on its duty, it is time for her to rest in peace.It was one of the most powerful PC back in its glory days when most people are still using 56k dialup connecting their system to the nearest Counter-Strike server, and cursing those bullies who are using ISDN and especially those DSL buggers from the Kiasu Island. While most people are still using

The Crocodile Hunter

2006-09-06T13:14:00.000+08:00

Two days ago I saw the news on local TV channel showing some of the Steve Irwin (the famous The Crocodile Hunter in Animal Planet)'s footage such as he fed the crocodile with one arm while hugging a baby on the other arm, or some snake close encounter.I wasn't paying any much attention on the news as I was in my customer's house explaining the newest offer package, and the TV volume was tuned to

If you hate the Dwarfs, try this Mobile Toy Museum

2006-08-23T12:39:00.000+08:00

If you think the Dwarfs were bad enough, try this.The other day I was on my way back home and I spotted this cute little pushcar. The pushcar were decorated with dozens of mini soft toys that hangs on the rear windshield. You can spot many of the well known cartoon characters such as the handicapped fish, commonly known as Nemo; The dumbass hepatitis-infected bear, that always get his paws

Car wash

2006-07-06T15:22:00.000+08:00

Recently I've been encountered couple of problems with the currupted Imperial Guards. I encountered another anti-rasuah fucker on the next day I encountered the anti-rasuah fuckers. Again, RM10 shuts their cock-sucking mouth.Yesterday I drove by a drive-tru car wash center and I decided to give my anti-kancil mobile a dip as I have a few minutes to spare.Few cars were queuing right in front of

Saya Anti-Rasuah

2006-05-24T05:32:00.000+08:00

I was driving towards a local mall for some shopping yesterday. To utilise the time I spend in driving, I began to call some of my potential customers to follow up sales.I began to pick up my lousy Nokia 6230i and started to look for names I would like to call without using the handsfree kit. I was driving towards an intersection somewhere on Scotland Road and a police car drove over from the

The House of Flying Condoms

2006-05-21T18:24:00.000+08:00

I was helping my grandmother to do some house moving to a new apartment this morning. The apartment is new, less than a year old. It has not only with tight security, but also many common areas are installed with CCTVs. And I don't hear any bunch of fucked up uncivilized crazy kids screaming out loud while running from one floor to another floor. The area are nicely kept with and properly

Another Dumbass Cashier

2006-05-18T14:22:00.000+08:00

Yesterday night I was feeling thirsty while driving on my way home. Therefore I pull over to a petrol station near by. No, I wasn't drinking the petrol.I went inside the mart and head for a glass bottled of soya bean milk. You know, the one with the glass bottle with the metal cap. You get the idea.I took the bottle from the fridge and went ahead to the counter to proceed to pay before I

Cashiers

2006-03-17T02:17:00.000+08:00

Cashiers - smartest person in the world. Once I blogged about them here before.Whenever you go to hypermarket like Tesco or Carrefour, or any convenient stores for some shopping or stock pile your food supplies, there are due to long queues while check out your goods at the respective counters.You could wait for hours and hours for the cashier to clear the queues in front of you before he

Video Cables

2006-02-24T17:46:00.000+08:00

I finally got the chance to visually compare the differences between the three major video cables which is the Composite video, the S Video, and the Component Video. In my old TV, it has only Composite and S video, I have no chance to compare the ultimate Component Video.For those who still don't know what the hell I am talking about, it is time for you to learn something useful. Some people

New Year Wish

2006-02-17T17:37:00.002+08:00

The old Sony colour TV sitting in front of my living room is decade old. We moved this colour TV from the old house to this much bigger new house two years ago. This colour TV looks like an IMAX Theatre to us when it was in my old crampy apartment; however, it certainly looks like a mini-compo now in my new house.Not only the picture distorting, and also the colour started to bleed so badly that

Road Maps

2006-01-15T00:12:00.000+08:00

I was looking for some direction to IOI Marriott Resort as I need to attend some meeting over there tomorrow morning.Common sense tells me that the best place for me to look for it is Google, and hopefully I could find some kind of description or road map to my destiny.The first one I clicked was http://www.kl-hotels.com/putramarriott/ and http://marriott.com.cn/property/factsheet/kulpg?WT_Ref=

HSBC new security device system review

2006-01-12T19:11:00.000+08:00

Just came back from Shanghai for less than a week, and I still have no time to filter my gigs of photos taken in Shanghai yet, I will try to do that in these few days. I got some pretty good shots as I can remember.Just last few months the so called The World's Local Bank released a new nonsense system to strengthen their online banking security.In most online banking system, customers use a

Merry belated Christmas and Happy New Year

2005-12-31T22:56:00.000+08:00

Greetings from Shanghai!I am blogging this from Shanghai... well... sort of... a small town near Shanghai called Jiang Yin, now in The Emperor palace, I was here since 24th December 2005. Yes, I had my Christmas in Shanghai. How was Christmas in Shanghai? Well, it is rather disapointing, very Christmas atmosphere in Shanghai, imagine there is no holiday for 25th December.I have very limited

Kelisa Killer

2005-12-19T12:00:00.000+08:00

Man, don't you love this guy?Download the ultimate Kelisa Killer here (15.9mb)Damn, I just love the way he blew the Kelisa to sky high.p/s: if you can't view the avi file, or only can hear the sound, try download the Media Player Classic, hope that helps.

Blur Sotong, part 2

2005-12-06T16:38:00.000+08:00

I went back into my car, no sign of SWAT nor suspicious looking FBIs. The ATM card and the RM300 is right on my hand, I began to wonder what I should do with it.Should I treat myself 100 packs of Penang Char Koay Theow¹ or share the remaining 99 packs with all my buddies? I assumed RM3.00 per pack of Char Koay Theow, with extra egg and extra Koay Theow.Should I get myself new pair of Nike Air? or

Blur Sotong

2005-11-23T13:35:00.000+08:00

Last weekend I went to the world's local bank again.I approached one of the ATM machine and I was about to insert my ATM card to withdraw some cash.Something on the screen that wasn't the usual "Please Insert your stolen card now" message, but instead it says "Do you want to continue?"First impression, the machine must've fucked for real good. And I do hope it is. I proceed and pressed on "

Lost and Found

2005-11-22T19:10:00.000+08:00

Blur sotongs are everywhere, one of the most fucked up blur sotongs you can ever find is right here, who is writing this fucking blog.Have you ever lost your ATM card? No, I don't mean you lost wallet or purse with your ATM in it. I mean just the ATM card.Well, I did, twice.As you are reading this, you might wonder why I bring this subject up. The fact is I got an interesting blur sotong case

Gold Fish Brain

2005-11-10T13:40:00.000+08:00

I have been extremely busy lately, also been extremely forgetful. Recently I am involving myself into a new business venture (like exporting Kancil meat that sort of things...) in a part time basis while still working wasting my time in The Factory.Case 1:Last week, I received a call from RO (Regional Office) informing me that my goods (some Kancil slaugthering machine) has arrived and asked me

Number to Language Converter

2005-10-28T12:00:00.000+08:00

Couple of weeks ago, somebody in the TMnet.Communities posted a question about his bounced cheque. After a short discussion, we found out that it was due to language written format does not match the number written on the cheque.This stirs me an idea to write a small program that would be able to generate the written format based on the number. I am sure this little script can be very useful to

Telemarketer

2005-10-27T12:12:00.000+08:00

I received a call from an identified number on my mobile phone. Without much thinking further I answered the call."Hello, Is this Mr Kancil Killer?" said in a very pleasant sweet young lady voice.Thinking of it might be something important, a sweet young lady, what can it be wrong in the first place.*Johnny Bravo mode*"Yes darling? I am Mr Kancil Killer, what can I do for you? Or shall I say,

Jump Queue

2005-10-25T16:50:00.000+08:00

I was in the middle of an important phone conversation on my office phone...Ok... I confess that it wasn't important. It was a short phone chat with my old buddy.I was on the line for less than two minutes and my mobile phone rang with an unidentified number. Suspect that it might be a matter a life or death, I cut off my buddy and answered my mobile phone, and I was greeted with a familiar

Veggie Burger

2005-10-19T13:19:00.000+08:00

I just came back from lunch and usually I don't blog after lunch, but today is exceptional case.We went to one of the international hamburger franchise restaurants. You know, the one with a big fearsome dumbass clown statue standing and guarding the door. Go hang yourself with a roll of toilet paper if you still don't know which one I am taking about.Very recently they came out a new promotional

My Dream car

2005-10-14T10:19:00.000+08:00

I went to the Nissan showroom yesterday to have a free buffet dinner while they celebrate the launching of the new Nissan Sentra after the Nissan sales person called me and invited me to the buffet dinner.Sentra always has been my dream car, for years I've been drooling over this car, but every time after some simple calculation, basically just I can't afford it.Some people came out with a smart

Equation

2005-10-13T17:33:00.000+08:00

Risk = Rewards- Burnout 3: Takedown

The World's Local Bank

2005-10-11T16:30:00.000+08:00

Weeks ago I login to my online bank which they often advertise themselves as the world's local bank to check on my bank balance and some shits like that.This bank is well-known for their screwed up credit card service that even I myself who doesn't pay many visit to the bank can witness that.A middle aged woman that looks filthy rich came into the bank; walk directly to the customer's counter and

This Site Has Been Hacked Once!

2005-10-07T09:43:00.000+08:00

I received a friendly warning from Jason Mumbles early in the morning informing that my site has been hacked by some Ayam Belanda (Turkey in Bahasa) yesterday.I wasn't understand why he meant by that but I proceed to check my site right after that. Nothing unusual except two of my latest posts was missing, and the template no longer is the one that I just updated on the day before yesterday at

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

2005-10-04T14:48:00.000+08:00

Today is the day that all Calvin and Hobbes' fans been waiting for.Rejoice! The Complete Calvin and Hobbes released on today!I guess I don't have to say anything much about Calvin and Hobbes. If you do not know what Calvin and Hobbes all about, you can stop reading now.My first Calvin and Hobbes comic book is The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book in the early 1990s when The Emperor had some

My PS2 and I

2005-10-03T17:53:00.000+08:00

Do you own a PS2 (PlayStation 2)? To a normal PS2 ower, they would just pop in the disc, enjoy the game. The End.Have you ever think of you can actually unlock your PS2 (PlayStation 2) and access to its hidden potential?Things you can do with your PlayStation 2:If you have the classic PS2 (the non-slim version) you can:1. Install a standard IDE harddisk2. Install games from the optical drive to a

Dumbass Shopkeeper

2005-09-16T14:07:00.000+08:00

Yesterday I was in some local mall, had my dinner and decided to walk around for some windows shopping.Walking around, eye sets on any chicks that within my radar scanner, I found myself inside a local bookstore.Since I am here, I walked to the section were it sells some console, console games, and accessories. You know, PlayStation 2, Xbox, that kind of stuffs.I was looking for a new game

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction

2005-09-13T13:35:00.000+08:00

For last Saturday and Sunday, I spent these two precious days out of my precious life playing on my PS2. I never regretted that. Life short, play more.I was playing The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. If you haven't heard of this game, the game is about... Hulk... (duh), you know, the giant greenish muscle guy who walk around yelling for no reason in some language that only himself

Belog BM: Sebelum and sekarang

2005-08-31T00:00:00.000+08:00

1957:- Dibawah pemimpinan Tunku Abdul Rahman yang berwawasan, rakyat mencapai Hari Merdeka pada 31hb Ogos, 1957 dengan penuh semangat dan harapan.- Bendera Inggeris diturunkan dan bendera Malaysia berkibar di Dataran Merdeka Kuala Lumpur dengan penuh semangat and harapan.- Tunku Abdul Rahman berdiri di atas Dataran Merdeka, memaklumkan Hari Merdeka dengan "Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!".- Tunku

PLUS vs Ferry vs Bridge

2005-08-26T16:47:00.000+08:00

Penang Island used be like Langkawi two decades ago. Thanks to the Penang Bridge, the isolated island then linked to the mainland and it brings countless convenience and indirectly made the island development more rapid than before as what we see right now.The recent hot topic that all Penangites have been concern is the new increment rate of the Penang Bridge from RM7 to RM8.50.Reasonable? or

The Amazing Creature

2005-08-25T14:58:00.000+08:00

You know why I always say Kancil are amazing creatres and Kancil always does amazing tricks that nobody does? One of the tricks or shall I say, stunts is crash themselves into the sea. Like half a decade ago, one of the Kancil speed all the way from the Penang Ferry Terminal into one of the ferry, then crashed open ferry's gate on the other end, and finally crashed itself into the sea. Of

Damn those Indonesian

2005-08-16T09:22:00.000+08:00

For those experienced the haze, especially Kuala Lumpurians and Penangates know how it feels like.For me, I could even fell the burning carbon while I was enjoying my slumber in my air-conditioned room.Last Saturday was one of the worst days of haze in Penang. I went out to the Island to visit one of my regular camera shops for more camera gadgets and some of my regular toy shops to get more

Special Edition 500th figure Darth Vader Review

2005-08-07T17:12:00.000+08:00

This is a Special Edition of 500th Darth Vader figures ever produced in the Starwars History. This figure marked the 500th milestone of Darth Vader. It is one of the rare figures that would reach 500 and still selling like hotcakes.By now I expect you to know who the hell is Darth Vader and what is Starwars all about, if not, you can stop reading further and do something else more useful, like

Mr and Mrs Smith vs Batman

2005-08-04T23:24:00.000+08:00

I was watching Mr and Mrs Smith and Batman Begins couple of weeks ago. Both are awesome.There is one thing in common in these two movies. I believe only a speed reader could able to spot it. Wild guess anyone?They both have secret identity. One is a secret agent in disguise, while living in a fake happy marriage. The other is a psycho suffering from long term bad childhood, while inherited an

Come out with your hands up! - part 2

2005-07-27T00:52:00.000+08:00

I had flu yesterday. I went to the clinic, get some pills, and most importantly - MC. You know, working in The Factory, no MC = unpaid leave. As I driving that was just a short stretch away from my house, I was tailing behind a dark green 4WD. I wasn't fancying about 4WD neither I paid any attention onto it.While I was preparing to turn into my house, I pressed my autogate remote control and

Come out with your hands up!

2005-07-19T00:01:00.000+08:00

Today I came home after my usual office hour and I was naked on my cosy bed browsing some porn blog sites as usual.My door bell rang. I quickly peep from my window and it was my neighbours wife. Shes a hot chick. Even tough she is married, mother of three, but she is still stunning like a catwalk model.It must be something important; maybe she is trying to give me a good blowjob or something.I

Dua darab dua jadi empat

2005-07-12T15:37:00.000+08:00

I was in a local hypermarket checking out with only a handful of items.The cashier scanned the barcodes labelled on each item and came to a sum of RM10.03.Since the sum wasn't too great, I decided pay with cash instead of my credit card. I gave the cashier an RM50.00 notes and I am expecting a return of RM39.97.The cashier punched in "50" to the cash register. The cash register returns a value

Email Address

2005-07-07T22:32:00.000+08:00

Working in manufacturing environment is always enjoyable. I get to meet lots and lots of different type and kind of people weirdo.For example, inconsiderate people weirdo like Cliffjumper who talk so loud like no tomorrow, and Tandori Chick who sang Hindi songs over her mobile phone conversation. Some Weirdo enjoying talking nonsense that would make you laugh your ass out and they don't even

Penang, Gurney Drive, my Food Foot

2005-06-29T15:32:00.000+08:00

Try to relate one thing to this word - PENANG.Done? Good.I guess most likely you will relate PENANG to FOOD.Next question. Try to relate one place relate to PENANG and FOOD.Done? Well done.I guess most likely you will relate it to GURNEY DRIVE.Yes, the famous hawker paradise. What so good about Gurney Drive? Yes, you are in the one stop of local food, From Penang Laksa to Char Koay Teow. You

The Restroom

2005-06-23T11:23:00.000+08:00

For about a year I am here in The Factory, I don't remember I see any handicapped employee anywhere neither in the office or the production floor.However, The Factory has several facilities prepared specially for handicapped personnel or visitors.A few much closer to the entrance and wider parking space dedicated especially to ease the handicapped to load and unload their wheel chairs. Miracle!

Times up

2005-06-16T18:35:00.000+08:00

My grandpa from my father's side passed away today (77 years old) early morning at about 5am.I will stop killing Kancils to show respect to my grandpa... for one day.As per company policy, I am entitled for two days leave. (Whoo Hoo!!)The funernal ends on Monday, I will be busy on the funeral service.

Seafood Carbonara Pasta

2005-06-09T00:46:00.000+08:00

This entry is dedicated to Chan Lilian. It is pretty much easy to blog crap, but if blog about food, it is much harder than I think initially. I gave my respect for her amazing food blog and dedication.Years ago I went to KL for a few days trip, that's when the first time I met with Dana. In case you wonder who Dana is, well, she is one of the regular rare female in tmnet.community (commonly

Quiz - Answer

2005-05-27T19:55:00.000+08:00

The reason why I asked that is because the guy who queuing in front of you is me. I have a discount card from a local mobile phone provider membership.I passed this card to one of my regular lunch members. He is just another regular colleague like myself whom sitting next to my cube. I explained to him about the free deal.He thought for a second and decided to decline my offer and said he cant

Quiz

2005-05-24T14:22:00.000+08:00

Imagine the following scenario.You are out with a bunch of colleague of yours to one of the international hamburger franchise restaurants. You know, the one with a big fearsome dumbass clown statue standing and guarding the door. Go hang yourself with a roll of toilet paper if you still don't know which one I am taking about.You are planning to buy a medium sized set lunch and a small sundae

Chocolate

2005-05-20T20:02:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday was my birthday. Few weeks before that I decided to organise a BBQ party in my house and invite my relatives and a few close friends to party all night long.The invitees were informed two weeks ahead to arrange their schedule. And I double confirmed with everyone a day before via SMS or phone call. My aunts are kind enough to prepare additional food aside BBQ, like fried noodle

Kancil Killer Insignia

2005-05-19T10:33:00.000+08:00

This is a 2nd version of my long lost logo. I used to have one, a BIG one on my homepage many years ago, hosted somewhere on the free hosting site. However, I lost the page due to unfreqent updates, and the original PSD source file were missing as well.*Sing with Ghostbusters tune*If there's strange Kancil in your neighborhoodWho you gonna call (Kancil Killer)If there's nasty Kancil and it

Road Block

2005-05-18T00:00:00.000+08:00

Last week I drove my car turning from a small road to the main road. A car from the opposite direction highlighted me a little showing me that there is a road block right in front. I realised I forgot to stripe on my seat belt, and quickly I strap myself before those corrupted imperial guards catch me.It seems like I was too late to realise that. As I approached the roadblock area, one of the

Weapon of Mass Destruction, Part 2

2005-05-17T15:12:00.000+08:00

Creative Soundblaster Live! ValueIf you never heard of Creative Soundblaster, stop reading now. I got this ass-kicking soundcard at the same time I got my Creative 3DFx Voodoo2 from Singapore, when weeks before this card entering Malaysia market. I think it was at late 1990s. The quality still is one of the finest soundcards currently. It is connected to my 5.1 Dobly Pro-logic mini-hifi as you

Housewife Drivers

2005-05-16T12:08:00.000+08:00

This morning I was driving on my way to The Factory, the same routine like every other weekday. The road is slight slippery as result from the rain last night. As result, most cars are driving slower than usual like average of 70kmph on highway. The highway is heavy but moving on both lanes.As usual, I drive on speed lane. I was tailing a car in front with about the length of a car buffer

Weapon of Mass Destruction, Part 1

2005-05-12T15:26:00.000+08:00

I used to write about my PC once last time, and I put it in my homepage long time ago before I have a digital camera. I need to get some film, snap few photos, and develop the film after it is fully used up. Host it under same free sites with countless of popups, banners, and shits like that. My homepage is no more, but I got myself a domain, and host my blog instead. Thanks to the digital era

Finicky Eaters

2005-05-06T16:37:00.000+08:00

You know what is the worst you can get when you go out with a bunch of friends? A finicky eater. What can be worse than a sissy finicky eater? A bunch of extreme sissy finicky eaters.You see, you go out with friends it is uncommon that you are not having something to eat while you are with a group of friends.You all sit down in a coffee shop, you guys agreed to order some dishes that could

Breathe Like a Fish

2005-04-29T10:34:00.000+08:00

I went to Pulau Perhentian with my faithful backpack, my Lowepro camera backpack, some food supplies and some diving gear last weekend.Beside I brought some tan back, I also brought a Swedish chick that can do a satisfying blow job back. Just kidding.I gained new life experience and came back as a certified Open Water Diver by PADI You get to learn how to dive, swim, and breathe like a fish.

Out of Office AutoReply: SCUBA Diving in Pulau Perhentian

2005-04-22T15:29:00.000+08:00

I will be away to Pulau Perhentian from 23/04/2005 to 26/04/2005. I will be taking intensive SCUBA diving lesson.I promise I will come back with lots of photos. I know, I know, I haven't been updating my photoblog for months. One of the reason is I sent my camera to service last month, and I just got it back after almost a month later.I promise I will bring back with lots of great photos.

Cause and Effects

2005-04-22T11:33:00.000+08:00

Warning: this is a sensitive post, read it with an open mind or leave this blog and never come back.I came to a book laid on the table when I had my lunch days ago. You know, many Chinese restaurant owner loves to put some religious reading material all over place hoping you will grab one and read, and get brain-washed before the food is served.I grabbed one of these books and start reading it.

Flame war

2005-04-21T16:15:00.000+08:00

Days ago as I was reading tmnet.fleamarket and I came to a post as below:subject: Looking For New Waja 2004 stock. Downpayment RM1kbody: I'm looking for new Waja 2004 model (Type N). DP RM1K. Please reply with contact no.Better still if new Waja 2005 model (Type N or better available) but downpayment is as low as RM1k.Pls reply to group with contact no. Car needed ASAP (within this week).

The Revenge of Kancil

2005-04-14T15:59:00.000+08:00

I was driving home in the afternoon after an exhausting day. A stall selling some food was setup by some local Malays near my housing area entrance. I decided to pull over to scout and look for anything interesting that I can buy for my dinner tonight. Perhaps some dessert too.This small little stall were nothing more than just a regular-sized square plastic table covered with a sheet of

Touch Wood

2005-04-13T13:30:00.000+08:00

Remembering once I blogged about shitty phenomenon that happened to myself that I can only categorised it as x-files?Just recap the two cases that I blogged about.Case #1:"I never emptied my fuel on the road" I said. The very next week, my car halted on the road because finished my fuel.Case #2:"You phone internal clock has no backup battery. Whenever you reinsert your battery, the internal

Road Accident

2005-04-11T10:35:00.000+08:00

last week I was on my way home riding on Emperor's old cow from flea market tried to sell it for a bag of beans. Just kidding. It was a Peugeot 405. I caught in a pretty bad jam after the rain.I was on the main road trying to turn right to a small road on a T road junction. Since it is a T junction, the space on the opposite direction is marked with yellow box and meant to leave it blank for

April Fool's Bullshits

2005-04-04T16:34:00.000+08:00

Okay, I am sure my last two posts were pretty obvious is an April Fool's bullshit. Two stories were actually linked. Since both stories happened in two days, I split it to two parts. One is pre-April-Fool and one is on April-Fool. Why? Because it would look stupid if one on April-Fool and the other on post-April-Fool.The whole idea was I made up a story to tease Kancil, Ah Bengs & Ah Lians,

I Got My Car Today

2005-04-01T15:04:00.000+08:00

Today I got my new Kancil. Weee!!! The first thing I did was send it to the accessories shop for modification!I found a tallest and widest spoiler I could possibly find in the shop. It could be even better if it is bigger. Tall spoiler is so cool... I can hang my wet clothes with it if it is tall enough. Wide spoiler is cool too. If I would drive fast enough, I think eventually it could take

Me and My New Car

2005-03-31T12:15:00.000+08:00

I went to a local car showroom see if I could locate any interesting car that I could find. I went to Perodua. I love BIG car, but I have a very tight and limited budget, and I can't afford big cars.Heck, why need a big car anyway? They are damn bulky and consume petrol like a camel drinking water. The road tax are freaking expensive, not to mention insurance too.Those people with big cars are

Commercial Tunes

2005-03-25T11:29:00.001+08:00

During TV commercial break, I normally have a toilet break, or take buffalo bath (mandi kerbau) and make sure I am done with my bath within the break; I wouldn't want to miss any part of the show.Sometimes I would just diverse my attention to my notebook, read some blogs see who got shots today, check tmnet.communities for any new subject or postings, ICQ with some chicks, or surf some porn sites

Car Stereo

2005-03-21T19:10:00.000+08:00

Days ago I was driving with my buddy as the passenger.Car stereo playing mp3: Sam Hui¹ "為兩餐乜都肯制前世…"translation (Wai leong-chan mutt dou heng-zai ah chin-sai)Jazz took over my car stereo remote control: *Skip*Car mp3 player: Sam Hui "你名叫叮噹，個樣似蜜糖…"translation (Nei Meng kiu Ding-Dong, Kor yong chi matt-thong)Remote control: *skip*Car mp3 player: Sam Hui "稣蝦仔未出世都去揾玉皇大帝…"translation (Soi-har-zai mei

Screw Blogger and Haloscan

2005-03-18T17:27:00.000+08:00

Haloscan has a neat interface, not to mention pretty fast too.However, Haloscan removed comments after ninety days, resulting my old entries always shows zero comments, giving reader the impression that nobody is reading my blog.Haloscan charges users if they would want to keep their comments stay permanently.No way can you retrieve backup your Haloscan comments unless you are 'willing' to donate

Stupid Clock

2005-03-11T16:00:00.000+08:00

Woohoo!I just found a clock on the web! I love it, it is sooo cute!!!! Since I have nothing much on my blog, I am putting this nice little clock to fill up my screen.Which one you prefer?The Dog clock like this one:Or analogue clock like this one:Or digital clock like this one:These clocks are fucking distracting, it is disturbs reading pleasure. Do I have to elaborate more? I am sure you find

File Compression

2005-03-11T10:43:00.000+08:00

Back into early 1990s before Windows 95 were born, and everyone were still using the dinosaur called MSDOS. Back in that time, "CDRW", "Internet", "FTP", "Download" are terms that can never find in dictionary.File compression existed since then. ARJ (heard of it before?) rules the MS-DOS era. That time ZIP and UNZIP is commonly referring to the action that you normally do before you pee or

Dumbest Chick In The World

2005-03-08T18:58:00.000+08:00

While I was surfing the net today, I hit Google with "dumbest chick in the world" and I was hoping it could return a list of nominees, statistics, most votes or something like that; and I was execting Paris Hilton, Janet Jackson, or Britney Spears were part of the results.However, Google gave me a surprise answer that I have no reason to disagree with Google's judgement.Fuck you! The answer is

Chip-based Compliant

2005-03-02T14:32:00.000+08:00

What day is today? 2nd March 2005. How many moons has passed since the government enforced that all petrol station credit card kiosk system must be converted to chip-based? So far how many of them has converted? Very few.So what happened to those petrol stations has not implemented chip-based compliant kiosk system? Nothing much. What are the alternatives they offer? Here are the alternative

2005 Angpao Statistics

2005-03-01T14:52:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year just over. It is time to check out my collection of angpao. Usually I don't really bothers about who give the more or less, I will just keep it to myself. But The Empress always have a mission assigned to me, the same mission like the year before, which is take note and report the value of angpao by friends and relatives given to me. She needs to know who is the generous one

Cockroach Beverage

2005-02-23T10:51:00.000+08:00

After the Chinese New Year, The Emperor and The Empress went back to China after the long holiday yesterday. They left the house and me alone with a bunch of neighbour annoying kids that exciting over almost everything all day long. I will no longer be able to enjoy the luxurious of home cook meal for quite sometime.I decided to call Mirage out for dinner in local hawker food stall somewhere

Childhood games

2005-02-18T16:03:00.000+08:00

One of my old buddies from primary school came to visit me in my house during Chinese New Year. We had a great laughs by chatting and recalling the things we've done in our primary school, games, classmates, teachers and any shits about it. Primary school is always the best fun time we had in our life. With lots of fun, without worries, without problem, also without money.During our primary

Please blow my head off

2005-02-15T13:52:00.000+08:00

You know why the fuck our local government banned fireworks for the past twenty years? One word says all - Stupidity. No, I am not referring to the government. Some minority fucked up people do not know how to handle their themselves and their kids properly.During the eve of Chinese New Year, I saw some inconsiderate parents allowing their kiddie kids lit the firecracker, instead of telling the

Market Watch

2005-02-06T15:18:00.000+08:00

You know what so special about Chinese New Year that others festival doesnt have? Ang-pao! No other festival better than going around your unwelcome relatives to grab some New Year tax. To kids without income perhaps, as time you grow up, your collected ang-pao doesnt even good enough to cover the petrol and effort you spent on the trip. I rather spend my time stay at home have a good rest.

Firecracker

2005-02-01T22:26:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year nowadays is not like the day we used to be anymore. Firecracker was legal back then twenty years ago. Everyone blasting one another without worrying about being caught by the legal forces. No, it doesn't mean now is bad. It gets more exciting. Now we have to play in stealth mode, watch out for the corrupted imperial guards. Coming out from the house, watch out for any

Engrish

2005-01-29T10:58:00.000+08:00

If you have been to China or Japan, I am sure you will always bump into many lost translation. While I was in WuXi, China last year in May, I visited the The Taihu Lake Film and TV Studio Town. It is basically a Wuxi version of Universal Studio, nothing much spectacular but I found this particular signboard amusing that worth a post."Hello, can I speak to Johnny please?"

Flat tyre

2005-01-19T10:19:00.000+08:00

Two weeks ago... "Do you know how to change car spare tyre when you get a flat tyre?" asked Mirage suddenly out of no reason. "Why not?" "Where do you learn that from?" "Where do you think I learnt that from? It's just common sense." "Have you ever done that?" "Of course I did" "How do you do that? Is it difficult?" "Well, just unscrew

My DVD Collection

2005-01-13T14:44:00.000+08:00

Transformers - Season One Boxed Set Transformers Season Two Boxed Set, Part 1 Transformers Season Two Boxed Set, Part 2 Transformers - The Movie The Adventure of Indiana Jones ^ Terminator 2 - Judgment Day (The Ultimate Edition DVD) # Walt Disney Treasures - The Complete Pluto, Volume One # Walt Disney Treasures - Mickey Mouse in Black and White # Walt Disney Treasures - Mickey Mouse in Black and

I Love My Job

2005-01-12T15:10:00.000+08:00

Reasons why I love my job Greetings free. Colleagues suffer Sudden Sensorineural Hearing Loss (SSHL) on morning greetings. So that you can save your breath on greeting them every morning Zombie-like Security guards reminds you of Resident Evil that you would love to deliver a bullet throught their forehead Free grape wine. Cliffjumper on the next cube always share his loud telephone conversation

The Speaker Phone

2005-01-11T11:23:00.000+08:00

Working in manufacturing environment is always enjoyable. We have the best telephone facilities in an office environment. All our telephones in The Factory are equipped with speaker phone features. With one push of a button, user can dial or shout through the phone without lifting up the phone. The phone itself equipped with a built-in loud speaker. Some people use this feature as a hands-free

Monday Blues

2005-01-10T14:55:00.000+08:00

Today morning as I woke up from my bed, doing my regular wash up and prepare myself in the battle of hell. The infinite battle between good and evil started all over again. I was driving to hell, listened to The Big Breakfast Show on Radio 4 to get some final entertainment before steeping into hell. As I reached the gate of hell, the lifeless zombie-like guardian standing there once again

Software Recommendation - Pixie

2005-01-07T11:43:00.000+08:00

I have a particular colour on my screen. I would like to use the colour on my blog, website, or whatever shit reasons. All I need is just the colour code, nothing else. So what should I do? Here is a traditional method:Press the "Prnt Scrn" key on my keyboard to capture a screenshot of the screen that contains my desired colour.Open up your regular image editor software. Wait for seconds it

Sanitary-pad backpack

2005-01-06T08:40:00.000+08:00

The Factory often has several of celebration activities all year long of some not-very-important-achievement. Usually The Factory will give away some very useful souvenir shits like clogged pen, leaking thermal mug, over-sized T-shirts and things like that. Weeks ago, the factory celebrated another some sort of achievement. In order to mark this 'remarkable achievement', The Factory gives away

I am bark!

2005-01-05T08:28:00.000+08:00

Phew, finally the server is back to normal after all the up and down. It is now back to my regular www.kancilkiller.net. yep, no more temporary URL, and my ASP scripts are running OK already. I will continue posting more blogs as time goes by. What's the first thing I should blog about on new year? hm...

Problems and Answers

2004-12-30T14:49:00.000+08:00

1. Problem: The place is at great distance. What can I do to help remotely? Answer: Donation to the relief fund! The Star and Maybank Tsunami Disaster Relief Fund If you are Maybank user, you can bank in cash, cheque, or online transfer your year-end bonus in cash to my account Star/Maybank Tsunami Relief Fund account #114013169092. If you are Maybank2u.com user, you can online transfer as well.

On the Right Timing

2004-12-28T13:40:00.000+08:00

On the 26th Dec 2004, I slept until 11am, it is just another day like the one before. I did not know what happened until in the evening as I hang out in my regular tmnet.communities newsgroup. After I read and followed the news, I was relieved. 50 people lost, it is practically it only contribute less than 0.002% of total death count. It is less than a finest line you can draw in a pie chart.